Sounds ambitious, but genuine props for not attempting photorealism. A stylized artstyle means this project actually has a chance.
- Apr 7, 2021
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Probably the worst game ive played on this platform, and other platforms. Not only is there nothing to do in the game, nearly everything you CAN do is bugged to all hell.
Jumping and climbing result in your character spazzing out and shooting really far underwater, 100 feet in the sky or in the opposite direction, or just falling down and sliding on flat surfaces.
Interacting with things is just awful, you need to run away and come back due to your character locked onto something else. Example, in the room, you can be on the other side and still access the clothing storage even though you are in front of the shower, trying to interact with it.
You went out of your way to add an unnecessary paddle to "spank yourself" which automatically strips your character naked (god forbid showing off all those outfits you made in game), and you cant even change the camera angle, or see the red marks after you leave the interaction. Tf lol.
Honestly game shouldve just stayed dead and made something else cause this aint it.
Jumping and climbing result in your character spazzing out and shooting really far underwater, 100 feet in the sky or in the opposite direction, or just falling down and sliding on flat surfaces.
Interacting with things is just awful, you need to run away and come back due to your character locked onto something else. Example, in the room, you can be on the other side and still access the clothing storage even though you are in front of the shower, trying to interact with it.
You went out of your way to add an unnecessary paddle to "spank yourself" which automatically strips your character naked (god forbid showing off all those outfits you made in game), and you cant even change the camera angle, or see the red marks after you leave the interaction. Tf lol.
Honestly game shouldve just stayed dead and made something else cause this aint it.
I'm interested, but god DAMN it is buggy and runs like absolute shit rn, hoping the devs fix it because I think its interesting, but its just rough to play rn
The physics in this game is hilarious and somewhat frustrating. I can't figure out how to drive the friggin boat, says I got it fixed, accepted a pizza delivery quest then realized it wasn't the nearby island so thought I should take my massive boat instead of the jetski, realized I couldn't figure out how to move it whatsoever, is it anchored? Is there a button for the throttle I am missing? I was annoyed by the low view distance but eventually found I could change that. I only downloaded for the paddling, it was a bit disappointing but I had some good laughs due to physics. Good luck
- Mar 29, 2022
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- Jan 21, 2023
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Kinda reminds me of Just Cause with the high jump, parachute and the patreon jetpack. Just with a lotta clappage of cheeks.
Especially when you hit them with the Fly + W + Space/C Spam.
How do i drive the boat tho ? Nothing happens when i'm on the helm.
Especially when you hit them with the Fly + W + Space/C Spam.
How do i drive the boat tho ? Nothing happens when i'm on the helm.
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- Mar 29, 2022
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According to comments on Itch it was a bug and it just got hotfixed 2 or 3 days ago. I don't know if the link has been updated here yet though.
- Mar 29, 2022
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The big benefit is that you can press 'v' to fly. You also get access to some extra summonable vehicles such as the monster truck. Probably some other stuff, but that's what I know about it